Tuesday 19 January 2016

Free English Language lessons are a good thing


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A large number of feathers were needlessly ruffled on Monday following David Cameron's announcement of English Language lessons for Muslim women and those arriving in the UK on spousal visas.

My Facebook newsfeed and various WhatsApp groups were full of outrage, vitriol and anger that the Prime Minister was providing money for free English Language lessons. The absolute cheek of it! People were posting their personal accounts of how "my mother/father knew little English and look how successful I turned out" as though their personal experience meant something and generally condemning the idea of free education for those who could benefit from it as a terrible thing.

You might have guessed by now that I think the reaction was ridiculous and misdirected and missed a fundamental point about politics - very rarely does anyone say what they actually mean.

The BBC article on the story (also with audio to an interview where he explains his position) begins as follows:
A £20m fund to teach Muslim women in the UK to speak English will tackle segregation and help them resist the lure of extremism, David Cameron says.
While there was no "causal connection" between poor English and extremism, language lessons would make communities "more resilient", Mr Cameron said.
And later on in the article:
The PM acknowledged cuts had been made to free language classes for immigrants during the last Parliament, but said the new £20m fund was "more targeted". 
As mentioned above, some of the outrage was from people who had personal anecdotes of success despite coming from families with little English. I've used "despite" rather than "while" because I think it'd be detrimental to not speak the language of the land you live in.

Taking pride in not knowing something seriously annoys me. Coming from a mathematical background it's hugely irritating when people are proud of not knowing Maths or being able to do simple arithmetic. I frown upon ignorance in the life skill there and I will frown upon people who take pride in ignorance in essential communication. Pride in ignorance is ridiculous and should be shunned wherever it raises its ugly head.

Other parts of the outrage was directed at the conflation of poor English and extremism. I can understand the outrage here - it's blatantly nonsense to think that poor English leads to extremism. This is explicitly pointed out in the second quoted paragraph by Cameron himself - a point which seems to have been missed by most people.

So why would he say that it's to fight extremism and then contradict himself? Either because he's an idiot or because he's a politician and he knows what he's saying doesn't make sense but also that the media will report the first bit and give the contradiction less air-time. And if it's reported as being an anti-extremist policy he'll have a much easier time of gathering support for an initiative that will help a much maligned group of people.

If he'd come out and said simply "we've cut £45m from the ESOL budget a few months ago but we made a mistake and the government will now allocate £20m funding to give free English language lessons to immigrants and Muslims so they can have greater opportunity" the reaction would have been favourable in the Muslim community but sadly toxic across much of the media and electorate. No politician in their right mind is going to take that approach.

So what has happened?

In a nutshell - what has happened is that Cameron has been quite politically astute. In an era of budget cuts, he has secured £20m of funding aimed at teaching Muslim women and immigrants (who speak other languages) to read and write English. And by claiming it's for anti-extremism purposes the only people who are upset about this is the Muslim community that will end up benefitting the most from the fund - the Muslim community could do with the extra education.

Another interesting observation is that it seems the excuse of extremism cuts two ways. Call a policy anti-extremist and most of the electorate won't bat an eyelid and if no one's paying attention then you can, at least politically, do whatever you like. There's no denying that most of the time the anti-extremism label doesn't help but it seems that in the odd case it can actually lead to a benefit.


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Saturday 2 January 2016

A light and dark perspective

Today was one of those emotional rollercoaster days where you're just not sure what life is trying to do to you. It was the kind of day that makes you feel like one of the Grand Old Duke of York's ten thousand men and you have no idea if you're up, you're down or only halfway up and neither up nor down. The kind of day that saps your reserves of mental energy and all you want to do at the end of it is give up and eat a large slice of chocolate cake with a double helping of whipped cream.

All in all I'd say today was a good day - given how fast everything happened it was easy to remember the ups during the downs and this helped keep a sense of perspective that even if things aren't going so well right at this very moment, it was only a short while ago that life was rosy. From a personal viewpoint, it's quite rare that I have such an oscillatory sequence of events crammed into a such a short span of time. I think it safe to say that more normally the ups and downs are spaced further apart with sustained durations of ambivalence in between - but for this one day everything came at me in a rush!

In regular life when ups and downs are further apart the upswings are naturally easier to handle - life is good and everything is going your way. The difficulty arises when you're going through a rough patch, nothing is going to plan, the world is arrayed completely against you and everything you touch turns to dust. It's during these phases, where you've previously gotten used to a smooth life, that it's only too easy to forget the good that has happened to you previously and to retain your perspective. I'm reminded of a particular couplet from Rudyard Kipling's If which really strikes a chord with me:
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same

In a rather nice little coincidence, I attended a Quran discussion circle last week where we talked through Surah Duha (S 93). The main focus of the chapter is a potent reminder that life is a sum of ups and downs and that having some difficulty in life is not an indicator of divine displeasure and does not need to be a cause for worry.

When circumstances seem completely against you it is always worth remembering the good that you've gotten so accustomed to that you don't even notice them anymore. Contemplating something as mundane as the sun rising in the morning or spending time with those who are less fortunate than you will remind you to keep that loftier perspective and to take life as a whole. You will have positives and you will have negatives. Do not despair when all around is dark - remember what you could see when you were had the light.



For the curious amongst you, I've written the details of my day below.

  • Plan to have brunch with friends - Woo!
  • Too rainy for motorcycling - will have to use public transport - Boo!
  • Have woken up with plenty of time to spare - Woo!
  • The motorcycle cover that I bought yesterday has been blown off the bike by overnight wind and is now lying against the garden wall - Boo!
  • Railway engineering works mean I have to take the bus first and transfer at Seven Kings train station - Boo!
  • Friends are running a half hour late - Boo!
  • Realise as I'm getting off the bus that my brother is actually on the same bus - Woo!
  • Stay on the bus and take the slow route to brunch and chat for an extra half hour - Woo!
  • Arrive at brunch place - Woo!
  • It's busy and we haven't booked a table - Boo!
  • Table for three becomes available just as my friends arrive - Woo!
  • Enjoying brunch too much and I forget the time - Woo!
  • I have overrun my schedule - Boo!
  • Phone interview for a voluntary job has been booked in for 2pm - Boo!
  • We pray a cheeky Zuhr at East London Mosque in congregation - Woo!
  • Get the train home arriving at Seven Kings train station at 1:55pm - Boo!
  • Bus transfer departs 10s before I can get to the stand - Boo!
  • Decide not to wait for the next bus and walk the 15mins home - Boo!
  • Interviewer rings while I'm walking and getting thoroughly drenched in the rain (no umbrella) - Boo!
  • Interviewer is OK to wait 10mins until I get home - Woo!
  • The next bus passes me as I reach my home bus stop - Boo!
  • Reach home - Woo!
  • I forgot to turn the heater off in my room - Boo!
  • Room is pleasantly warm - Woo!
  • I call the interviewer and the interview is more of a chat and goes well - Woo!
  • Make plans to leave home by 5 to get to the homeless project on time - Woo!
  • Mother arrives home at 5 - Woo!
  • I get into car to drive to tube station and save 15 minutes on a 45 minute journey - Woo!
  • Car doesn't start despite having installed a new battery yesterday - Boo!
  • Taking car to the garage for repair will likely be a pricey activity but seems necessary - Boo!
  • Take bus to Seven Kings again - Boo!
  • Bus is slow and there's no way I'm making it to the homeless project on time - Boo!
  • Decide to go to the gym instead and start #CardioJanuary - Woo!
  • Gym is full of people with New Year Resolutions - Boo!
  • Fantastic Four is on TV - haven't seen the movie and provides a pleasant distraction on the treadmill - Woo!
  • Run for an hour - far longer than usual and can feel the endorphins - Woo!
  • Have to take the bus home and it's still raining - Boo!
  • No chocolate cake in the house - Boo!
  • Decide to write about my day - Woo!
  • Mother comes to my room to tell me the motorbike cover landed on some cat poo - Boo!
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